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Half friends-only, half public, half private, and half custom.

How can this be you ask? That there are four halves? Well, it's a simple calculation.
My journal = 2x Yours.
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Quarterlife: stumbling out of the starting blocks [26 Feb 2008|10:18pm]
The first line of substance in NBC's new show, "Quarterlife" occurred in minute 01.
"What is a blog? You need a blog to exist."

ERRRRRR!

FAIL.

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lolcat - fail


FAIL


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This show is full of FAIL.

"You put my face all over the freakin' net!" *edit: snicker*
"It's just a beta site, no one is on it."
Ah, so there IS an excuse for opportunistic social cannibalism. As long as it occurs on a beta site, it's ok!

Also, this chick seems to have no capacity for thinking before acting. That doesn't make for good television, but it does make for good slapstick, because dumbshits are sooooo funny!

Also, are they trying to minimize the importance of materialism while they thrive in it?
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[19 Jan 2008|01:51am]
"Each woman has a drawer marked "beautiful," stuffed full of all sorts of meaningless junk. That's my specialty. I pull out those pieces of junk one by one, dust them off, and find some kind of meaning in them. That's all that sex appeal really is, I think. But so what? What's that good for? There's nowhere to go from there short of stopping being myself."

Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase
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[04 Jan 2008|11:37pm]
"He had slept with married women before. He was an artist, and he possessed his own morality-a higher standard from that of the rest of the world. If any of the husbands had ever asked him if he was screwing their wives, Charles wouldn't have denied it. But none of them ever did."

Free Food for Millionaires, Min Jin Lee
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Here's an entry more than a year in the making! [03 Jan 2008|02:09am]
The best of 2006.

yeah. click it. YOU FUCKING CLICK IT. RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
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interesting read [29 Dec 2007|01:01pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

"She needed this job, and no one understood that better than Ted. He predicted that eventually with her qualifications, she could have gotten a far better position than sales assistant from one of the letters she'd sent out, but few companies hired a person based on sheer resue, and it was nearly the end of July-a dead time for hiring. The girl had no cash left and no backup plans. The most hilarious thing about this girl was that she was too proud to use whatever connections she might have made. Her arrogance stunned him; he almsot admired it. She was one of those Korean girls who thought she was as good as white and that the world was fair, and it tickled him to see her reduced to this position-to have to ask a member of the immigrant tribe for a patch of floor to sleep on and to ask another member to pull a favor on her behalf. Where are all your little white friends now? he wanted to say to her. She was acting like a rich white girl, and Ted knew that life did not let you lie to yourself for every long. In that way, you had to admit, life was quite fair."

Free Food for Millionaires, Min Jin Lee

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OMG ITS HEOR [24 Dec 2007|12:50am]
funny pictures
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It's coming!!1 [19 Dec 2007|10:31pm]
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OMG HERE IT COMES [16 Dec 2007|02:21pm]
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here it comes... [15 Dec 2007|02:50pm]
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[18 Apr 2007|07:34pm]
Will transition to a new lj-entity: [info]douchebeige

This is to reflect a new direction my life will be taking due to current events and processes at work, internal and external. In the mean time, add me, or not. Adding will be reciprocated.
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[12 Apr 2007|10:28pm]
RIP Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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I like how #8 [12 Apr 2007|09:20am]
[ mood | yeah.. ima dick ]
[ music | something to brighten your fucking day ]

myth: the majority of Americans who commit suicide are among teenagers from broken homes ages 13-18.

fact: the majority of Americans who commit suicide are single adult males living in large cities (population 500,000+) aged 20-28.


myth: the majority of Americans who commit suicide have a prediliction towards emo or goth music.

fact: the majority of Americans who commit suicide have a prediliction towards country music.


myth: the majority of Americans who commit suicide do so in the winter season, usually around Christmas time.

fact: the majority of Americans who commit suicide do so in the Spring.


sources: NPR radio, Introducing Sociology, Introducing Statistics.

rawr vs rore [04 Apr 2007|11:43pm]
[ music | this is what matters to me these days. ]

i hate when ppl type or txt "rawr". It's stupid. People should instead say "rore." it's much cuter because it displays knowledge enough of the workings of the english language to be able to make sure the "o" has a hard sound (using a silent "e") while deliberately mispelling said word of which one probably knows the real spelling.

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[04 Apr 2007|12:11pm]
tHE mUSLIM pROPHET forgives these 15 people and gives their freedom to the British people as a gift

Yeah right.. how about more like:

Britain promises not to blanketbomb-fuck every worthless square foot of Iran into primordial pre-Cambrian period components as a gift to the people of Iran.

lol i bet these returning sailors are trojan horses, filled with some sort of explosive device that the prez of iran will detonate at his leisure. Afterall, they've been blessed by Teh Prophit.
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[28 Mar 2007|02:55pm]
pining for someone is painful, yes,

but when you win, you win so much

and the longer you pine, more it's worth.

it's an endurance sport
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the reason why you were cut [23 Mar 2007|02:54am]
[ music | took a mental shit ]



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post-script: anyway, if u were at the bottom of the list (or not even on the list), I will search for your comment, and if it seems worth reading or if i especially love your journal I'll keep you, otherwise, sorry, don't take it the wrong way. If u want to stay, let me know, otherwise bu-bi

post-post-script: also, I know some of you simply stopped commenting or posting on LJ entirely after one of my little HUGE FONT SIZE CAPS RAMBLES but it seems u fail to realize that CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

post-post-post-script: i can't believe some of u commented more than my feeble memory remembers. It almost makes me feel bad about alienating some of you all those times ago

post-post-post-post-script: i'm considering deleting this journal and starting fresh and new, since some of my favorite people left a while ago. Besides.. this journal doesn't fit anymore. Maybe I'll hold onto it until I go through another real-life metamorphosis then shed it like a snakeskin. Maybe I'll eat it too.
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She's such a slut, she's SHITTING BABIES [13 Mar 2007|12:01pm]
some weird things happened recently...

not going 2 share them tho O.o

in other news, I've got an interview lined up for Disney World.

soon i'll be Working fo da Mouse!

that dewd from my investment class is supposed 2 help me get a job at the disney world office center, but i haven't seen him since..

that'll do pig..
that'll do.
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I want a Bollywood ending for this chapter of my life [09 Mar 2007|03:33pm]
MAn i feel crazy today
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doses of vomicillin [07 Mar 2007|01:17pm]
NSFW!!!

What the hell are those, tapeworms?!@!@!@#!@#

yeah those are goddamn gross. Pictures of poo that look like tapeworms. They don't say it's tapeworms, but it sure looks like it.

I'm half tempted to click the "share with us your stories of powerful eliminations" link and put up photoshopped pictures of chocolate colored aborted fetuses.
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